I bet you think being a henchman for a super villain is all fun and games, filled with action and adventure, right? Coupled with great pay, fantastic health and dental care, life insurance and a pension? Sounds amazing, am I right? Oh! AND don't' forget about all that exotic traveling to far-off places -- best job in the world, you're thinking, sure, sign me up! Well, think again, buster! It's long hours, filled with tedium, work-place bullying, bad bosses, and barely making minimum wage, with no bonuses. Then there's the waiting, lots and lots of waiting for something, anything to happen. And don't even get us started on the team-building workshops, the random drug testing, performance reviews, end-of-year work appraisals, or the endless well-being and diversity training seminars. Welcome to the world of Rafael Garcia, low-level henchman for hire. He's living the dream!